One day. Two outcomes.
Before
After
Choose your mode.
Gentle
Just a nudge.
LOW INTENSITY
Hostage
Full-screen until you sip.
MEDIUM INTENSITY
Enforcer
Harder to skip. No mercy.
HIGH INTENSITY
Start soft. Go feral later.
Did you drink?
Built for privacy. Built for results.
Hydration Hostage runs entirely on your Mac. Your data never leaves your device.
On-device vision
Real-time detection
Private by design
Your video never leaves
Lightweight
Low CPU. High impact.
Pay once. Stay hydrated.
One tiny app. One job. Make you drink water.
Free to download. Try every feature free for 7 days — no card, no catch.
Founding Price
Currently in founding price for limited time — then $19.99 forever.
- The lock that holds — full-screen until you actually drink
- Camera verification — it sees the glass, no faking it
- All three modes — Gentle, Enforcer & Hostage
- Unlimited hydration checks + custom schedules
- Private by design — 100% on-device, works offline
- Every future mode & update, included
7 days free, no card. No subscription — nothing to cancel.
Early version may have rough edges, but your kidneys don’t have time for perfection.
After the 7 days, the free version stays gentle: reminders you can dismiss with one click. That’s Hydration Suggestion. Premium is Hydration Hostage — the lock that holds until the camera sees you drink. One asks. One makes you.
FAQs
Straight answers to the questions you’re too hydrated to ask out loud.
Yes. That’s the point. Models, runtime, and sounds ship inside the app. You can run it on a plane.
Beautiful liver.
Zero regrets.
Listen. LISTEN. It’s you. From 2029.
I’m GLOWING, bro. My liver? Pristine. My skin? Don’t even worry about it. People walk up to me — strangers — like “what is your SECRET?” I say water. They say “no for real though.” I say WATER. They walk away mad.
And you know why I look like this? Because an app told you to drink water and you DID it. That’s embarrassing. That’s also why I’m hot now.
Human is like fish.
Fish without water is dead fish.
So drink the water. Unlock the day. Be great.
Don’t make me come back here. I will NOT write another letter. I got things to do in 2029. I’m busy. I’m hydrated. I’m FINE.
— You. Three years deep. Moisturized from the inside.